Kick the Buddy is pure cathartic fun: tap, drag, throw, and unleash weapons on a ragdoll to relieve stress, earning coins to unlock more ways to wreck him. The picks below mostly deliver that same beat-on-a-ragdoll loop, with arsenals of guns, blades, grenades, and explosives and satisfying physics. The strongest matches are dedicated ragdoll stress games, including Kick the Buddy's own sequel. A few options drift into adjacent territory, like a pop-it fidget toy app or an arcade mini-game collection, which scratch the antistress itch differently rather than letting you whale on a dummy. Several are tiny or brand-new with few ratings, which we have flagged. We ranked these alternatives by embedding similarity to Kick the Buddy, then weighed live App Store ratings and review volume so the proven games rise above untested entries. All are free to download with in-app purchases, the same model the seed uses.
How we ranked these 10 alternatives
Embedding similarity
Every app in our database carries a dense vector embedding derived from its title, subtitle, full description, and category metadata. To find apps similar to Kick the Buddy, we compute cosine distance against every other app and surface the closest 60 candidates. The similarity score shown on each pick is 1 - distance/2 clamped to [0,1] — 100% means the embedding spaces are identical, 0% means orthogonal.
Re-ranking signals
We then re-rank the candidate set using current App Store rating and review-count signals so a 4.8-star app with 100,000 reviews ranks above a 4.5-star app with 200 reviews even when their embedding distance is similar. Apps that haven't shipped an update in 12 months are filtered out before re-ranking.
Refresh cadence
The similarity cache is recomputed weekly. Live App Store data (rating, review count) is verified every 6 hours.
What we don't do
No paid placements. No affiliate links. No sponsored picks. Read our full methodology.